I'm an artist living in Seattle, I make drawings and paintings and sculpture and strange things with cereal and sell these things; and then sometimes I fill little dixie cups with water and float a dandelion head on top and try to sell those too, and people say "oh aren't you a clever little boy" but they never buy those and now I have 500 of them and they are wilting.

I primarily paint with Windsor-Newton and Daniel Smith watercolours on Arches paper; and use Rapidograph pens and India Ink; and Dandy-Co. Premium Quality Dandelion Heads, proudly serving the artistic community with dandelions since 1929.